we have to take care of each other. we have to drive our friends to the airport & buy each other coffee without sending $4 venmo requests after. we have to listen like we used to before “trauma-dumping” made us scared to talk to our friends we have to love each other we have to

Goijng into a k hole at the same exact time as Elon musk tonight so I can meet him in the ketaverse for dissociative combat where I can hopefully poison his mind with thoughts of committing seppuku on stage

Libbed out so hard I forgot Gen Z men are being raised on a steady diet of Andrew T*te and twitch conspiracy theorists

“2024 has 2016 vibes” was supposed to just be about the quality of music that’s coming out not THE ELECTION??

In 4 years he’ll be old enough to run

Imagine Trump survives two assassination attempts then RFK Jr. gets him with raw milk

wow. we are all shocked and surprised

ppl need to stop w this "vegan leather", "vegan wool" bs it's PLASTIC PLAAASTICC AND IT SUCKS SO BAD

can he do that??

this is so chilling like we r supposed to simply consume a genocide casually and be ok w acting normal

getting an ipad was the best decision i’ve ever made. this is me everyday

see something, say nothing!

daily affirmations 1. i am goated 2. i can post on instagram it's okay 3. no one is out to get me

I’ll even go as far as saying that deepening connections absolutely requires relinquishing your handle on being well presented

Violently.

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

did he just……..

Sorry you can't afford to own a home, we had to beat China in the race to develop a better plagiarism app