what ever happened to naked brothers band

therapist: you’re gonna have to speak more clearly dog: [drops tail from mouth] i guess all i really wanted was the chase

either i cooked or i’m cooked

i don’t spend money, i 𝓭𝓮𝓹𝓵𝓸𝔂 𝓬𝓪𝓹𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵

Always Be Snacking

the music they play at a concert before the artist comes on 🤌

my body is saying “please don’t give me another protein bar”

new business: loose batteries

why is backpack the default over frontpack. from a posture perspective

got significantly closer to something resembling a clean room today

there are never enough hangers

What ever happened to Everything is Awesome from The LEGO™️ Movie

bread is so versatile

insomnia: we make cookies for stoners levain: we make cookies for east coast elites crumbl: we make cookies for middle school girls chip city: we make cookies for fred flintstone on an acid trip

i think about memes like toys in a vending machine, the plot line is which ones you get over and over. for a while it was anti-baby propaganda (?). lately it’s been “i bet the handy manny tools polycule go crazy” and “they said mascs with straps are coming down from the ceiling”

my ig feed is all snoopy now

inside me there is a 2014 man bunned hipster and a kpop girl group idol

vansire is hilarious bc they’ll casually drop “erstwhile” and “Lichtenstein”