Given what David Moyes achieved, the only acceptable finish for Julen Lopetegui's West Ham should be top 7.

It'll be ridiculous if they finish 12th then the club says: 'bUt He MaDe ThE fOoTbAlL bEtTeR'

Now thanks to one tweet, everybody who hasn't watched the Championship thinks Ipswich do nothing but play out from the back like every other robot team that goes straight back down.

That's Leicester, not them.

The Conservatives' problem is very straightforward (and unsolvable).

They lost swathes of voters who felt Boris Johnson was unfit for office.

Then in a failed attempt to get those voters back they lost even more who'd only vote for Boris or who wanted their 2019 vote respected.

The season finished in time for Rajovic and Chakvetadze to have some nice family time.

Rijeka fans really need to use pyro displays more tactically.

Getting the game delayed when you're 1-0 up and dominating a title decider is not a good idea.

#WatfordFC xG under Tom Cleverley

Birmingham 1.81-1.46 WATFORD
WATFORD 0.68-1 Leeds
West Brom 1.07-1.37 WATFORD
WATFORD 0.58-0.54 Preston
Ipswich 0.68-0.27 WATFORD
Southampton 1.64-1.01 WATFORD
WATFORD 1.11-2.39 Hull
WATFORD 0.55-1.35 Sunderland
Middlesbrough 1.76-0.82 WATFORD

I never know how the people who do these fake celebrations at decisive final day games get out of stadiums in one piece.

Happy Orthodox Easter to all those who celebrate

Despite losing Ismaila Sarr and Joao Pedro, Watford scored five MORE goals than last season.

#WatfordFC

Sorry if I just don't get who the 'poisonous' players who need to be cleared out are.

Maybe Jamal Lewis, who we should thankfully never see in a Watford shirt again, and the bloke on loan at Lorient.

Other than that, the squad played to its ability.

#WatfordFC

John Eustace's Blackburn relegate Tom Brady and the Birmingham City owners after they sacked him for Wayne Rooney.

I don't think Cleverley could make the 'find another club' message to Rajovic any clearer.

#WatfordFC

Middlesbrough commentators:

'I can't hear, is that the sound of Leeds falling apart again?'

On this basis, shouldn't Watford be thanking Valerien Ismael for not risking the future of the club on a dead horse of a season in January?

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Get him on the plane for Euro 2024.

Hell, make him England captain.