Freeze warning panic buying got my ass hard. “Hmm i wonder if 13 pie crusts will last me through the week?”

Do you like olives?

Piss in boots

Why would anyone wear a fitbit/apple watch/whoop? Learn to track calories burned in your head like a normal person 😂

Finally broke down and went to amir’s favorite lunch spot. 🤤

Can’t wait for Super Bowl Sunday baby🙌 i totally forgot to put it in my calendar can someone remind me the day it airs?

Wow

Favorite out of the three primary colors?

43 retweets and I’ll post a vid of me shotgunning these 2 High Noons that have been sitting in the sun at my apartment building for the last 3 days

Lo-fi beats to chill/file taxes to

Oh hell yes April twentieth BLAZE IT!!!!!

Making sure I’m the first to think of it. Will prolly start a bbq restaurant or some shit after thinking this up

#1 you rinse your tooth brush BEFORE putting on toothpaste #3 you rinse your tooth brush AFTER putting on toothpaste #4 you didn’t notice i skipped #2 #5 you checked to see if i actually skipped #2 #6 you’re smiling rn #7 you just jammed your big toe on a coffee table

🎶“ Shorty a lil' baddie Shorty my lil' boo thing And shorty got the fatty Shorty be catching mood swings 🎶

I got that quadrillionaire mindset

I stay having that quintillionaire mindset

When i say lmao this is how I’m saying it

2023 been real quiet since this dropped