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He’s kicking Melania out of her office for this. Lmao

Russia will be waiting on Hegseth for the exact coordinates tonight.

My toxic quality is that I google every rotten man’s height and when I find out he is shorter than me, it means I can definitely fight him.

We’re like 2 weeks away from Trump saying something like “Bill Clinton was on Epstein’s island. The crooked news won’t talk about it. But I know he was there, I saw him there with my own two eyes”

At this point in my life, the only good reason I’d have to buy instead of rent is so I can build a huuuuuuge enclosure for a monitor lizard, or an anaconda. I just want a big ass lizard so bad. 😞

Jim Breuer is fascinated, under the chemtrails, over the country club ✨

smoke

Who gives the fattest flying fuck?

I think Jehovah’s witnesses are roaming around my apartment complex, so I’m going to stand outside in my whore shorts.

MAHA so far: Vaccines cause autism SSRIs bad Shut down suicide hotline for LGBTQ youth “Wellness farms” This shit

Deadline Daddy does it again 🇺🇸🦅

Do I even have to say it?

This is not the first time Trump has dangled disaster relief over the heads of states in order to advance his own political interests. Leaving US citizens to freeze, starve, and die of injuries over loyalty to another country is not what I’d put on an “America First” bingo card.

Cheap.

Holding up emergency relief funds to distressed US citizens for a state’s “disloyalty” to a foreign country is absolutely wild. Not for nothing, I don’t think Kamala Harris would have been this bad.

We should lure men to our campfires with food, and then selectively mate them until we get even cuter and friendlier versions of them that are terrible at hunting, and then we can keep them as pets. ❤️

How I mark my territory, btw💋