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Sam W

@sammarkwill

Consultant, Oxford engineering grad, theme park nerd. "Welcome to forever, Mr Nobody."

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calendar_today19-01-2014 21:11:17

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Major self-discovery from the recent Madrid trip: my brain has been rotted sufficiently that "slay" has become one of my default responses in reaction to almost any kind of statement

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I remember how gutted I was that I couldn't vote in the 2019 GE as I was 17 at the time - this feels like the right call policy-wise. Tbh I welcome almost all attempts to enfranchise the young politically, in an aging society where the Grey vote is disproportionately powerful.

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Shout to the 3 people on Insta who liked my Madrid post in the literal 5 seconds between me accidentally posting and deleting it (I forgot the caption)

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First day of new job is done!!! Glad to be making a fresh start after a pretty tough experience with my first grad job 💪

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People having to link their IDs to the adult content they access? And that info being stored with some random US offshore provider? This is a privacy disaster waiting to happen, 100%. If we're gonna be Poundshop China, can we at least get some proper high speed trains?

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As a single rider, Toxicator SRQ may be one of the most useless things ever invented (literally 1 person per cycle at max, then ruined by people who think it's fastpass)

As a single rider, Toxicator SRQ may be one of the most useless things ever invented (literally 1 person per cycle at max, then ruined by people who think it's fastpass)
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My dating life would be really fun if I specifically enjoyed my dates always being late and also not texting back after I paid for dinner

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Tony Aguilar is a retired Special Forces Green Beret who won a Purple Heart for his service to this country. He took a contract helping to distribute aid in Gaza. There, he witnessed atrocities committed using American taxpayer dollars. Please watch this important video.