Okay yeah Sex is great and all but ladies have you used Better Than Sex mascara??? I’m gonna let the name speak for itself on this one..

as of today, my cousin Mollie has been missing for an entire month. every wednesday i put an update on here in hopes that maybe someone will see something or say something leading to Mollie’s safe return. we won’t give up on finding her ❤️ RT/spread the info as always.

I. FEEL. THIS. damn it Alexa, you heard the woman!!!!!!!!

Women are so adorable when you compliment their dress and the dress has pockets lol “Hey! Thats a really nice dress!” Woman: Thanks! IT HAS POCKETS! 😃 And then she puts her hands in them and show you lol

I have booked 2 trips in less than 24 hours. Why is running away from your problems so expensive sos

You make me proud to be a Sam, Sam ✊🏽

Edit: I am now 12% açaí bowls, 28% other, with anxiety still remaining at 60%. Thanks for following me on this journey

Currently so relevant again 😩

when I’m in a relationship, I’m a good ass girlfriend bro. i’m a lil difficult to manage sometimes bc my attitude and stubbornness but if i love you, i’ll love you fully.

😂 I was a mess

In case getting roasted via group text wasn’t enough

Literally why did anyone let me have access to the internet in 2007? ♥

Damn the savagery 😂

Do you ever just shed a single tear b/c your child is growing up? 🆘

HOLY MOLEY this is sooo rad, I’m obsessed YA DID GOOD adidas Originals

The first ever vegan Stella #StanSmith sneaker is available in stores from September 10th. Pre-order now: stell.am/2M5Rxrc #StellaSneakerWeek

If you think I’m going to spend Friday night watching a movie about an emotionally unavailable Kristen Bell as she works through her daddy issues after being left at the alter just to see if she ends up happy because I’m projecting...then you’re damn right, where’s the moscato at

Holy fuck I am cringing

Do y’all realize that In just one month a bunch of alumni who work 40 plus hours a week and are getting their lives together are putting their lives on hold to booze for 48 hours straight at homecoming. Good luck Bg!