Proof that artistes always sell more records after they die x.com/rapup/status/1…

Who the fuck is Georgia and why does she keep saying my name?

IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME????? Read the first word of my tweets to find out....

.Open Squash Nantes is a spectacular live demonstration of the performance, creativity and flexibility of #squash. An excellent example of how squash could seamlessly integrate Paris 2024 and enhance the best of Paris ow.ly/lVA430lKeED #squash2024

Meet Conservative MP Ben Bradley: He voted Remain then became a Brexiteer then voted against the deal then voted for the deal then said he’d struggle to back the deal again then said he would back the deal. But you should not get another vote. channel4.com/news/conservat…

Hey @sonicseagirls great show tonight. What was that hella sexy track you played about halfway through though with the filthy bassline? Something like shake the feeling?

The song bill nighy sings in love actually but instead of christmas it's coronavirus is all around me

Seriously, stay at home. Please stop the spread.

Can I consider my gf forcing pollen into my hayfever ridden eyes as biological warfare?

If you’ve ever eaten in this place at 2am you don’t need to worry about what’s in the Covid vaccine.

Europe blocking all travel from uk to stop boris going over and begging for a deal is ballsy and quite clever tbf

Hi Ryanair we're having difficulty with your eu261 form. We've called your customer services who advised us to us the contact form which we've tried twice now but haven't heard anything back. Please help!

Excellent work over in Rothley. 👏🏻

It’s sad news about the NME. I used to keep mine in a pile near my bed, just in front of my US sitcom DVDS. I’d keep my Friends close, and my NMEs closer.

The girl Flo Rida sings about in Low was wearing apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, baggy sweatpants, AND reeboks with the straps all at the same time so we must conclude that she was, in fact, a centaur. In this essay I will

I’m starting to think we won’t be getting Mambo number 6. If it was coming, it would have happened by now

‘walk it like I talk it’ crossover featuring dr.seuss

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