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Strange but absolutely true: the UConn Men's Basketball team has almost as many playoff wins (2) at AT&T Stadium as the Dallas Cowboys have there (3). And UConn has a MUCH better playoff winning pct there: 100% vs. the Cowboys’ 43%. 🤦‍♂️

You know what’s wrong with Lubbock? No Waffle House. Amarillo has three.

Greatness 💙🩶

Plant Weed Get Lots Of New Friends! 😝

I have mixed emotions abt having to zap this wasp nest on my front door. It sure was effective at keeping the roofing salesmen away! 🐝

Whoever’s idea it was to change the straws at McDonald's should be shot. Immediately.

🥂 to the 1972 Miami Dolphins. STILL the only undefeated team in NFL history. #Perfectville

When your package is three days late and you discover it was headed to Longview, Washington instead of Longview, Texas 👏 DHL Group

Has there ever been another billboard #Hot100 where the top five songs were all released more than 30 years ago?

Two best places in #LongviewTX for the police to serve arrest warrants: 1) ANY Lobo Football playoff game; and 2) Longview Kroger the day before Christmas. #Facts

When someone is signaling a lane change, it doesn’t mean you have the ROW to speed up to cut them off and pass, you selfish assholes.

You know you’re getting old when you get excited about having your new washing machine delivered. 👴🏼

Rookies use flyswatters. I just use my hand. 😂

From the Lobo Den he found his first steps, Haynes King: curse-breaker and glory-bringer. Ascending now into a higher realm, his crown untarnished, his purpose undimmed. Longview exults in its royal son. @Haynes_King10

Hey East Texas - are you tired of elected leaders who take bribes? I know I am. Come eat catfish tonight and learn why it’s time to #hirehawk and Make Texas Oil Great Again! #txlege