I’d be properly confident but I’d defo be in the first five contestants to die in Squid Game.

OK, why is there a penis museum on Reykjavik high street just next to the H&M? 😂 Reykjadick AMIRITE…

The grassroots football team near my house have more corporate sponsors than United…

Whether you support Amorim or not, not naming a full subs bench when a game can go to extra time is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen a football manager do… Just fill the places with literally anyone.

Jim Ratcliffe waiting for a good performance before sending the season ticket renewal email…

Them: You're 14th in the league, you can't celebrate us getting knocked out of the Champions League... Me:

Crazy that this is a thing…

I bought my Grandparents those books where they fill out stories from their life. However my Grandad isn’t ‘doing homework for anybody’… So here are they are at 92 and 93 years old recording some kind of Jones Family distributed podcast…

World’s Toughest Foot Race… completed it mate ✅ A self sufficient 250km across the Sahara Desert for the #MDSLegendary. I’ve had this race in the back of my head for a long, long time and it’s been class to tick it off. It was such a great experience but also just stupid.

All Arsenal do is play for set pieces and long throws. They’re basically Tony Pulis’ Stoke but in Nike Mercurial Vapor’s…

Somehow still managing to be more annoying than United

Ruben Amorim has paid for 30 of his Man United backroom staff to take their families to next week's Europa League final in Bilbao, Spain, after being told by the club that his coaches, physios and support team would have to pay for their own tickets, sources have told ESPN.

I don’t know why Simply Reds always catch so many strays to be honest. Probs not the coolest thing to admit but Fairground, Stars and that one that goes ‘I’ll give all up for you, YES I WOULD’ with the good keyboards are bangers and anyone who says differently is wrong.

This was Diogo jota 7 days ago, there is nothing in this life 😢

Jos Buttler to play for Lancs this weekend

Saw a dog wearing sunglasses and shoes and thought it was important to share…

.⁦Ricky Gervais⁩ Hi Ricky pls share. I think it is vitally important that tourists should know precisely what they are supporting when they holiday in #Morroco 3-5Miillion dogs are being brutally slaughtered in preparation for ⁦FIFA World Cup⁩ ⁦iawpc⁩

The tennis courts that haven’t been used for months staring at the newly built, fully booked Padel courts next door…

Love how we have signed the only number nine in the world who takes the 10th penalty in a shootout…

Greatest humiliations… so far.