I can’t take a movie seriously if there’s a crossbow guy. Get over yourself and grab a gun idiot

Instagram is in its silly era

i need cake

why when u google something thats a location it shows you a map but then it asks if you want to see it in maps, thats how you know google fucked up and lost their way

Your old college nickname

We don’t hear as much about maesters anymore as we used to

Is anyone really good at TikTok shops? I need help

I need this to fix pasta shapes. Spaghetti only

So this was the plan all along

If you’ve never been to a plumbing supply store for five minutes then you’ve never lived

fyi

the classic you thought you were sending someone a link to a gdrive folder but its actually a link to just one file in your gdrive gets you every time

when u see something in ur feed you wanna look at but you accidentally refresh the page and it disappears... thats called a scroller eclipse

Someone get him on catzempic

What’s guy Fieri’s annual hair bleach budget

one bagel is good and never enough but no one wants to be a two bagel guy

i love it when im watching a show and [horse whinnies]

If there’s one thing I’ve learned about wild homes is to at least build your wild home in a major city. In a small city it’ll be too hard to find a buyer to ever pay what your home is worth to you. Like he’s probably the only person in Stillwater who can even afford this house

He’s a man, he’s 40

This is a Bass pro shop