Baby crocodiles sound like they’re shooting laser guns and it’s best thing ever 🤣🤣

"I was shackled, blindfolded and hooded" A former employee of the UK's Hong Kong consulate says he was tortured in China and accused of inciting political unrest in the city [Tap to expand] bbc.in/2QEY3eb

this is more Thick Of It than the actual Thick Of It

Boris Johnson wants to destroy the Britain I love. I cannot vote Conservative | Peter Oborne theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Dianne Abbot wishes Philip Schofield all the best

This is a massive scandal, perhaps the biggest so far under this government. The secret, under-the-counter contracts given to really weird companies to deliver PPE and other pandemic services. It needs more exposure. Please RT and circulate. Thanks. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

🇪🇺 Team of the Season: Europe's top five leagues - 2019/20 Jesse Joronen Ricardo Pereira | Virgil van Dijk | James Tarkowski | Alphonso Davies ⭐️ Messi ⭐️ | Jadon Sancho | @DeBruyneKev | Cristiano Ronaldo Robert Lewandowski | Timo Werner 👇 Read the write up of the XI in full

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#Mars

1. Why do we collaborate in our own destruction? One of the answers, I think, is our determined commitment to irrelevance. We face massive, unprecedented challenges, but when you tune in to the most popular radio shows, you hear people talking all day about … nothing.

Need to make a Noise about proposed Policing Protest Powers, whatever your politics Threshold for State restricting your ability to get heard is coming down & consequences will be dire Will even apply to 1 person protests This is the real “cancel culture” politics.co.uk/comment/2021/0…

Another one to the list

When I played in the different countries and our NA was booed I always took it as the opposition fans trying to unsettle us , drown our fans out and never as some kind of attack on us as people.Same when we did it other teams. Is it really that bad and disrespectful? Incoming🔥😂

Up at 6 to get in at this time. And it’ll be the same for the next 50 years of life until you can retire in your 70s when you’ve got no energy left to enjoy your free time. All to make ends meet &, if you’re lucky, have a few half decent weeks off in the summer. What’s the point?

Hahaha how’s that for an away end, what a club😎

“To score against the bastards is amazing”

Hidden in English place names is a secret code of invasion and conquest. Vikings, Romans, Saxons, and Normans all stamped their languages onto the landscape. Here's how to decode any English place name — and instantly know who conquered that spot 1,000+ years ago... 🧵