Feeling blessed

RIP to the shaky breath in Last Kiss :/

Why does every sour beer have the silliest name you’ve ever heard? I went to a bar tonight and my 2 options were “unicorn fart” or “america”

thinking about the time I tried to play peek-a-boo with my friend’s 3-year-old child and she had to explain that kids develop object permanence by the time they turn 1

Eldest daughter moment: your manager telling you during your annual performance discussion that the most critical feedback you received was your self-review 🤠

wow what a buzzkill

Coworker: “did you listen to Taylor Swift’s new album curled in the fetal position in your bathtub or something” Me: “No, I listened to it on the couch in candlelight writing my live reactions in a journal” Coworker: “How are YOU the engaged one?”

I’ve teamed up with All Things Go to give away a pair of tickets to both ATG festivals in NY & MD! To win: • Follow 🏁 & All Things Go • Like + Retweet Good luck!!! 🍀 Reply w/ which location you’d like to attend!

in my apartment chanting four more years at simone biles and suni lee on my tv

What is Kamala Harris’ plan to address people FaceTiming without headphones on the LIRR

what would be so impactful to me would be if clara bow was re-recorded with stevie nicks singing the first verse, taylor singing the second, and sabrina doing the outro

hey Sabrina Carpenter you would look great in a Dodgers jersey! 🫶🏼 ⚾️

I love one direction so bad! I will love them forever! there is nothing on earth like the frenzied, no-holds-barred, unadulterated obsession of a teenage girl! there is NOTHING LIKE IT! I used to be ashamed of it but honestly? that joy was a total gift.

I’m not calling a grown man ‘Mookie.’ That’s Markus Betts

My aunt trying to tell the ‘the horse’s name is Friday’ riddle at Thanksgiving yesterday: “A cowboy rode into town on a horse…what was its name??”

Talk about Living on a prayer? Let’s go Irish!!!!!

touching down on the tarmac at JFK just in time to livestream Cynthia Erivo’s opening number at the Tonys was spiritual

FaceTiming on public transit with no headphones in the year 2025? Are u not embarrassed?

2026…run it back Go Irish ☘️