The water at Spirit tastes like cum

Yoooo Pittsburgh: we are playing at the end of this month at Bottlerocket opening for Pile and Oceanator I’m gonna play Edge of Seventeen on the jukebox 47 times pull tf up 🕊️

I could never be a crust punk, my parents aren’t rich enough.

I’m at the Bonginator show and surprise surprise- it smells crazy in here

His name’s Justin Fields because he’s Just In the football Field(s)

“He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love.” Mlkj

Teacher says every time Pitt wins a Backyard Brawl, an angel gets its mustache.

Cops are willing to shoot someone over $2.90, but in Uvalde they stood around and let a mass shooter do his thing

derek guy “Seasoning your food is woke” The Internet was a huge mistake

A concerning trend I’m noticing in DIY is venues without bathrooms

Welcome back Phil Kessel

Never kill yourself

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Guy behind me at the Fugazi doc is talking about DIY shows on Chesterfield street in the 90s booked by a guy named “Cheese”

Everyone here is bald and wearing cut offs