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Sam Everard

@sameverard1

32. Travelling salesman. Private detective. Yoga instructor. Stuntman. Occasional liar

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calendar_today02-04-2012 22:27:23

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Drove back to London from a couple of nights away yesterday with an open, half-empty bottle of red wine propped up on the back seat and I was driving like I was in a middle-class reboot of the Wages of Fear

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🎥 Save The Prince Charles Cinema! This iconic London cinema is at risk of closing due to unfair rent demands. Sign the petition to protect its future #SaveThePCC you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/save… via 38 Degrees

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“I don’t know Ed, it’s good and I love the ‘Nevermore’ stuff but it’s not that spooky at the moment.” *Edgar Allen Poe crumpling up a draft of his poem ‘The Ostrich’* “Fine. Maybe a bigger bird?”

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It’s been a while now since I left my job to try writing more, and I think the project I’m most proud of developing so far in that time is a deep and interesting drinking problem

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Doesn’t feel like a coincidence that Elon’s stupid fucking AI is immediately offering something that looks a lot like a challenge!

Doesn’t feel like a coincidence that Elon’s stupid fucking AI is immediately offering something that looks a lot like a challenge!
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Maybe blowing this out of proportion but it’s so sad and scary that there’s just this accepted facet of modern living where reaching out for connection in a completely normal way can result in someone you trust throwing you to the online wolves with a ‘look at this fucking loser’

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A man next to me on my flight yesterday watched at least 8 back to back episodes of Brooklyn 99 and he didn’t laugh once. Nary a chuckle. Not even a light smirk. Just stone-faced watching hours of a TV show that he’d downloaded in advance and presumably enjoyed.

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It’s ELAINE STRETCH! The Broadway Grand Dame who’s also the ELASTIC SMASH HIT toy! Posable DIVA! Comes with 15 CATCHPHRASES! 🎵Here’s to the ladies who PUNCH!🎵

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Taking them out forever by hitting them with a ‘passing the phone to an insufferable out of touch cunt with negative levels of self-awareness’ and they get caught in an endless feedback loop

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This is literally just the same joke as the original post. Why am I still on this braindead rage-inducing app. Life doesn’t have to be like this

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Not horrified enough to actually do shit about it, are you? You’re an accomplice. There’s so much blood on your hands.

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Just got around to listening to Jamie Lee Curtis’ WTF interview, and what a complete fucking narcissist loser she is. Crying crocodile tears over Charlie fucking Kirk because he was a ‘devout man of faith’. Peak spineless liberalism

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Everyone sucks here! Kuenssberg’s a joke as any Brit knows but Harris has incredibly thin skin and immediately condescends/sneers at the idea that she might be REMOTELY culpable for fucking up a layup election and contributing to the planet’s decline in the process