Sober in a club = not fun

AND HE’S DONE ITTTT

What a hit son. WHAT. A. HIT.

No grandma I STILL don’t have a Girlfriend...

Me to the kids when they interrupted Brynn. #GavinAndStaceyChristmasSpecial

Got hit on by two gay guys tonight - one of them cracked me over the head with a bottle when I turned him away. Someone tell me what I’m doing wrong pls

Did the ol ‘throw the ball’ before the beat drop in a club and accidentally gave my flat mate a swift uppercut to the nose - a nosebleed is a small price to pay to catch the ball tho if u ask me

In dire need of a half term... #unilife

I may have left uni but I’m still receiving a lecture from my parents every hour or so...

Day 3 of over eating in lockdown - I have lost sight of any hint of cheekbones ... #QuarentineLife

What's your favourite nickname that Ratty calls The Nonce?

Just found out that my dad is an Air condition kind of guy rather than a windows down kind of guy on a hot day and I can’t see him the same now.

There’s no two ways. If you litter, you were dragged up. You’re scum. End of. Walk to the fucking bin, and put your shit in it. And if the bins are full, carry it until you find one.

do you ever pull up to your house then accidentally sit in your car for 30 minutes

Our own Secretary Ben Harbey is taking on the Longest Day Golf Challenge for Macmillan Cancer Support! - walking over 20 miles in one day, whilst playing 4 rounds of golf (72 holes). Checkout the link to donate to the cause! longestdaygolf.macmillan.org.uk/Team/happyshan…

*IMPORTANT* Unfortunately due to the new restrictions in place with the national lockdown, the tennis centre will be closed for all activity from Thursday 5th to December the 2nd. If you need anything from us we’re here to talk to on our social media channels. Stay safe.

A levels being cancelled due to a month of online learning but uni students have had to do nearly a whole year of it and are expected to produce the same quality of work🥴