i hate the phrase “up to _%” you can save up to such and such %, you can earn up to _%… stfu and be honest with me

ayo, tell me why i had a vivid ass dream about a spicy chicken deluxe from chick-fil-a?! like i’m talking a multi-season character arc went into the details of this sandwich type of dream!

my musical taste is so random… one minute i’m listening to ‘super gremlin’ the next ‘we don’t talk about bruno’

the perfect ending by straylight run’s message is so poignant. brings back the emo days

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those days when you look in the mirror and respond OoOoOoOoWEEEE you’re good lookin’!!!>>>>

pull out of the car wash and immediately drive through a dust storm🙄

why do i feel the need to crumble a piece of paper before i throw it in the trash can?

drinking coffee has been making me sleepy… make it make sense

do you ever specifically go to a spot because you have a gift card, and then you go to pay and forget to use the gift card?? 🤦🏻‍♂️

i’ve yet to come across a pokémon i don’t like

how the hell are you sold out of a jersey that i am custom making?? tf?!

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