I remember flying home from Istanbul in 2005 and thinking my relationship with football would never really be the same. That’s how today feels. That will sound incredibly silly to a lot of people. And that’s OK. Football is inherently silly. Thanks for everything, Jurgen

Shout out to my mate Mike

This band are so good

Bought 2 (two) drinks at the rock show yesterday and it cost £30.25 (thirty pounds and twenty five pence) and I think going out might be completely broken

Day one of Download Festival and I’ve been awake with my boy since 4.15am so that bodes really well

What a beautiful, sunny day to Fuck The Tories

Womp womp womp

Devastated to learn the identity of the ‘Manchester band beginning with the letter O’ that have announced a reunion

Few people were as supportive and encouraging in my career as Michelle, or as fun to share a press trip adventure with. A true cornerstone of our little world, the likes of whom we won’t see again. Rest well, mate.

Good to see Chino Moreno can correctly identify the best Smashing Pumpkins song

YES PLEASE

Not saying I’m exhausted but I just had an emotional breakdown over an episode of Bluey

Whether or not he proves to be a good international manager, I am all for Thomas Tuchel taking the England job on account of it just being really, really funny

My mate Ilana doing great things

Haven’t yet decided if I’ve really got the energy to bother with another social media account, but Sam Coare.bsky.social on the off-chance

Spicy 🤌

That I don’t like being within six feet of other human beings?

Don't do a lot of Twitter these days, but a rare break in silence to say: this album is just ridiculously good

Having worked in media for 20 years I thought I'd heard all of the most inane waffle when it comes to redundancies, but 'transformation plan' is superlative

36 years Justice for the 97