I want to be buried alive in Sheetz Praline Pecans. Let that be the way I go, at peace.

I have dad energy with no kids. I’m dangerous.

Helpin da fckn guy out

. Valley Forge is the type of school to send your chapel attendance fines to collections, mess up your credit, and tell the collections agency we will only take the FULL 500 DOLLARS IN CHAPEL FINES. Livin’ like Christ. Amen,

I gotta say… MoviePass is back and it feels so good!

Trying to learn polyrhythms and apply them contextually while drumming is hard… it’s like trying to train your left leg to spin around your head while the rest of you is making a sandwich. But… they do sound dope as hell when you hit ‘em.

I’m gonna tell my kids that this is only photographic evidence of Jesus Christ.

This is the biggest news of the year… 10 years later and my body is not ready.

Unfortunately, HARDY won’t take us on tour. That means we’re headed out again with the scene legends ISETMYFRIENDSONFIRE and @atwwtband! These will sell out fast so hit the 🔗 for tickets! sinkinband.com

Yo… I’m drumming this year. That’s kinda the goal and where I want to put my focus. If any bubbas are near any of these dates… come out, or don’t dummies. The dudes in Sink In are too kind to have me.

COME TO LIVE SHOWS AND HAVE FUN, pls…

Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22

Honestly, this makes me sick. THOSE ARE HUMAN BEINGS! They are NOT a political agenda or a fucking point to be made. Men, women, children sent hundreds of miles with no support just to “make a point”? Disgusting. And if you support it, go to therapy & learn some fucking empathy

Lol they just canceled PVE mode, Blizzard sucks. Like, it is absolutely nuts how bad the decisions they keep making.

MORE TOUR DATES! Drumming in every crevice of Texas.

PRESAVE MY BOY BAND MUSIC. Link in the replies 😤

We leave next week for the whole month of September. CHECK THE DATES! Come hang out, dance a little, and say hi, internet bubbas!

Here is Me Saying Bitcoin in Late February 2024