Normalize getting rid of the 40hr work week. Abolish it.

When ppl argue about who is gonna pay your tab??? What

My bartender ended up paying for my tab??? After giving us two free “mess ups” and hooking it up with tasters?? Am I an actual female?????

I’m depressed again lol

My biggest fault has always been trying to fix people and fucking my life up with their mess. Finally in a spot to take care of myself and I’m a confused, aware mess. It has me depressed trying to reprogram my brain. Thank you friends for loving me during.

Hi I just want to love someone

Welcome back single life

“oh shit! haha oh well” - an aries after doing something stupid and it’s too late to change

This sunburn has me so uncomfortable

Mutual agreement breakups are cool and all but i just wanna cuddle til I pass out with head rubs.

Heaven worthy but hell wants you Damn

Last night I had a horror nightmare about my best friend 大場孝子 and then a dream about tuna salad. And now I’m drinking Jameson and eating tuna salad. So that’s my life

So many fucking bruises everywhere

When you see guys on dating sites who come into your work with girls lolol

The guy I’m letting crash on my couch cleaned my house 😳

Jumping in the lake naked with four other girls last night was a MOOD and I needed it

Going on bad dates is just a part of my life now apparently.

The best part about heels is when you go to poop you already have that good pooping posturing

I’ve been home alone for the last two days and it’s so fucking awesome. Walking around naked is the best