Beef high? Maybe? But you wanna know what? How many times have you left home to get food and couldn’t find anything? Exactly, if you wanna bitch about the price of something, laundry detergent and other household cleaning items are way over priced.

Trucker cleans out hoppers on shoulder...someone nails a deer in same spot overnight

How are yall with field stones not on the edge of your combine seat all day? I got a piece of riprap about the size of a softball today. Rock trap got it but gosh dang it sounded like it was going to come through the combine cab floor. I was nervous the rest of the field

Our Grain Cart Operator, Joe Dorton took this pic when we were shelling corn one evening in front of the neighbor’s farm. His wife, Julie painted a beautiful rendition She’s going to paint something like this for my Book #farmweird coming out soon.

Got a big crockpot going of smothered pork steaks, carrots and potatoes. I’m not falling for this trap again. Ate supper last Sunday at like 4:30 and was starving at bed time.

After the age of 70, you should have to retake your drivers test periodically. I about rear ended an old lady when my foot slipped off the brake. We were going 7 in a 35.

Do the meltdowns over clothes get worse or better after 10? 😂😭😬🙄😩

Daughter heard about the soybean rally

Whoever tweeted about using carava because of dealerships. Right there with ya. Day 2 of pissing most the day away.

Got my first truck in the 21 century. Just connected it to the Ford app.

Told my daughter it was against the law to watch Halloween movies today. So she turned on the Grinch. FAIL

First time ever seeing hail stack up where it ran off the roof. Came from a 40 percent chance of 1/4” rain.

Been a long time since the diesel price in town started with a 2

My 91 year old grandmother just informed me she’s been going to the gym 4 days a week and stopping for $8 coffee on the way home.

Scratch your poison ivy until it bleeds. Then pour rubbing alcohol on it. Be a man.

You ever made something really good for thanksgiving and that’s been assigned to you for 10 years?

My dad’s at the age where I’m nervous to watch him come down the tractor steps.

Every time I pack all the Christmas stuff from the upstairs closet, I realize my childhood dream of living in a 2 story house was built on lies.

Doing some reading about engine tuning. GM has a power enhancer setting on vortec model engines. It kicks in after 55 seconds above 5500 rpms. So pretty much never happens. You can lower that setting and gain 70hp on the 6.0. More fuel and advances the timing.

Found a whole roll of Zyn pouches in my lunchbox.