Anyone else miss Rollercoaster Tycoon?

I want a scented candle that smells like burning matches

I set ambitious goals of achieving a carbon pollution-free power sector by 2035 and net-zero emissions by 2050. Today, I took bold action to advance those goals.

I waited in line for 45 mins at HEB, the whole time I was cracking up with strangers. Nobody had a victim mentality, we were just laughing it off. I love my city, we're some resilient people down here. Hurricanes, Floods, and this too, shall pass. Love you, H-Town 💯💯🤘🤘🤘

The flooding The hurricane The virus The freeze How do we keep going? We just do. It’s who we are. We must. #khou

While some Texas elected officials are jetting off to Cancun, Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee will distribute groceries and bottled water to Houstonians in need starting at 1 p.m. on Thursday houston.eater.com/2021/2/18/2228…

Ahh the musical stylings of everyone’s phone emergency alert going off in unison H-E-B on a Saturday morning to tell us about a stolen car 200 miles away

Houston still most diverse city in America; 3 other Texas cities on top 25 list khou.com/article/news/l… #KHOU11 #hounews

We heard it was cold, so we turned it up a notch. #ForTheH

It’s going to be really disappointing when I regain access to Instagram only to find that I have no new notifications.

Having followed the Astros through all the bad years, and the good but not good enough years, it’s really something to see Houston become a consistent winner…and the city become a baseball town. #khou

Gotta give the Astros credit...never had Verlander this season...Lance McCullers was out of the ALCS & WS and Dusty Baker & Carlos Correa are without contracts after tonight. They did the damn thing to get this far. Congratulations on a great season.

I’m glad it’s raining in Houston tomorrow. Need that mood to mourn this horrible game.

#OnThisDay 77 years ago, Auschwitz was liberated by Soviet troops. The Germans established the Auschwitz camp complex in the spring of 1940 in German-occupied Poland. By the time the Soviets arrived, about 1.1 million people had been murdered there. #HolocaustRemembranceDay

It’s Opening Day, Houston. We’re built so different. Get your cap & #LevelUp

WINNERS WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS.

10 years ago, 8-year-old Martin Richard was among the three killed in the Boston Marathon bombing. His friends from their Boston neighborhood will honor his memory by running together in the race on Monday.

The BBC News (World) BBC apologizes after falsely claiming that our forces targeted medical staff and Arabic speakers at the Shifa Hospital in Gaza when IN FACT the Israel Defense Forces entered the hospital with its own medical staff and Arabic speakers to help patients in need. Watch:

Curious how rollerblade sales have been impacted since last night’s performance? #SuperBowl