oh that gap on my resume is from when i was the architect of my own hell

me remixing my passwords and forgetting what remix i used 😭😂

The urge to say “what kind of stupid question is this” during an interview is real

Your 20s are for navigating existentialism

The tax deducted from my salary abeg

We can’t lock in as a nation until MTN gets locked up

Footfall fans and BBN fans too are talking. Damn wonders shall never end!

#BeyonceClocks44

I agree 😂

There are killers amongst us pretending to be normal. Omg!! God please save me and my sisters from useless men that plan to take our lives.

We’re about to have 40 days and 40 nights of +234 male razzoids yapping about “she took her husband’s surname but one local babe like that…” oh chineke napụta anyị n’aka ekwensu and the dirty grip of dead men conversations.

#CallItFemicide 🗣️ 💔

Men fighting not to be told off about beating their wives, you can’t make this up. Men of this generation are extremely pathetic.

mind you she played 6 characters on the show….

Pelumi Onifade’s body has been kept from his parents since 2020. He would have been 25 now. His only ‘crime’ was recording a Nigerian politician shooting at EndSARS protesters. He was arrested, and by the next day, he was dead. Nearly 5 years later, his family is still not

Abi these pastors are confusing him with Kirk Franklin or what? 😭

that is what this year taught you?

What's cookin'? Best of luck to Hilda Baci who's attempting a new record for the largest serving of Nigerian style jollof rice today 🍲

It was actually tasty!!! Ngl I was pleasantly surprised. My only real criteria was that they follow the right steps and it be at least edible but it was genuinely good. They did incredible maths to scale up the recipe. Every ingredient was weighed and calculated at each step.

the fact that the rice cooked, didn’t get soggy, like its scattered? omo she be queen. if i try cook half bag, lmaoooo it’ll be tears