Everyday I'm reminded that Amazon prime is not a sustainable business model for shipping 🙃 needed oral syringes for giving the cat meds because the ones i had wore out - 2 day shipping turned into 6 yay

I'm eligible for Italian citizenship but would anyone across seas like to expedite that process?

i just found a tiny plant growing out of my hand what the actual fuck do i do

It doesn't get better even after 3–4 papers 😅

IK for the 3 people who pay attention to the non-existent presence here: But find me (at)surg.🔵☁️.social just in case.

why would you ruin a beautiful handwave with a serious proof

- having panic attack - get on train - almost throw up - train breaks down 2 minutes out from station Ahahahahahahahhaha kill me

I was asked once "what is the difference between calloc and malloc" And I said, calloc zeroes out the allocated memory, but it also doesn't use the tcache bins that malloc maintains and uses slower bins And my interviewer looked so confused. Anyway I didn't get the job.

Time to speak in only euphemisms, puns, and adages that have a horrible time translating, and are rarely translated by professional translators in real time

Excited to share that I have been awarded the 2023 Presidential Award for Excellence in Math and Science Teaching! This was a long and rigorous process that was also immensely gratifying! Thank you to Jeremy Secaur for nominating and all the support!

It's Spotify intern season

I don't want to sound jaded or undersell these - but it seems like these researchers found the "vendor-specific" HCI commands for the ESP boards. Every broadcom bluetooth chip has them. They're usually undocumented publicly but major manufacturers can sometimes have them.

Ethics is holding back scientific innovation and progress

where are all the shitty webdevs making "What is the effective tariff on china right now" websites so that I don't actually have to stare at the HTS please!!! make more slop thats actually useful, i dont need another AI agent

Oh so we moved off of usernames with tags ("discriminators" as discord called it) and now we have a CEO who comes from a company where every user has a discriminator, so can we get those back at least? no? ok.

Don't we all Posh spice🥲