"No chips vs chips" final year lecture for structural engineering module

"We must have the burger"

"I don't want to be here" she whispered under her breath

"Spaghettification, ahh interesting"

"I always wanted to go in a black hole until I found out what happens. If I found a small enough one I might still"

"How many mothers days are there?"

"I did my A-Levels in 1 year"

"I was watching this Harry Potter theory yesterday"

"WHY IS IT STILL PRINTING A3!"

"I don't drink water. I drink blood, human blood"

"sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar"

"What about if someone has never seen a printer before. How will they know this means print"

"I'm trying to see how far back you have to go before you start seeing guys" - said scrolling google images for buff tactile paving slabs

"School is fun. School is tiring. School is interesting"

"I did a test once and I was a snake"

Whilst looking at a picture of a snake eat itself - "Groooosss"

"This is going to be the best year of my life" - said by someone who totally doesn't understand what they have gotten themselves into

I am now signing out of twitter for another 6 months

Imagine a future species discovering all of our WACKY films/tv/adverts/photoshopped images and thinking that's what life was like for all Homo Sapiens n wondering why we didn't go extinct sooner