courage wasn’t even cowardly fr all that shit was just terrifying

Lori Lightfoot *just* turned 60?? Meaning most of the pictures/videos I’ve seen of her she was in 50’s??? I thought that woman was 89 years old.

Lord forgive me for the tweets I’m about to like

Paul Flores is guilty of the first degree murder of Kristin Smart

GRRM: I am making progress on 'The Winds of Winter' Everyone:

Not trying to get Brittney Grinered over a New England IPA

You shouldn’t be allowed to use the little go karts at grocery stores if you’re just fat. You gotta be old or injured. No special privileges just for being fat. (Secretly jealous - always wanted to try one)

Donald Trump was the greatest soccer player of his generation, better than Pelé.

White Lotus death predictions: Bert, Greg, Mia. Lock it in.

Online shopping for Christmas gifts and this company has the audacity to ask for tip. Someday I’m gonna go to buy a car and the salesman’s gonna swing around an iPad asking for a 20% tip on a Ford Focus

Mbappe should have done more to help his team win honestly

You can measure the quality of a man by the size of his carbon footprint. An American alpha male should emit, at minimum, more CO2 than a Canadian family of four.

2013: why would anyone care what the losers on reddit think 2023: the losers on reddit are the last remaining source on the internet for reviews of products and services that aren’t paid for or some kind of scam

A few weeks ago, I noticed something disturbing. A Pizza Hut delivery van had started making regular drop-offs in my neighborhood. I couldn't let this stand. I spotted the same Pizza Hut van earlier tonight and sprung to action. I jumped in my six-seat golf cart and quickly

I can't decide if this guy is a total boner or the coolest mf in the world

Never a doubt! 😁😁😁 #chiefskingdom

Insane edit on my fyp