My word, the dreads have gone!

cHIcKen leG PiECe

LOOOOOOOOOOOL this the funniest thing I’ve seen all week x.com/mitchsama/stat…

“Put it on 3”😭

Sorry for all the hearts I broke in 2019. Sorry, not ‘hearts’ I mean ‘deckchairs’ (I’ve put on over 4 stones)

⚪️WEEKEND🔶FIXTURES⚫️ ⚽️1sts v Nantyglo FC ⏰13:30 🏟Home NP20 7YB 🏆Am Cup ⚽️2nds v Rogerstone AFC ⏰14:30 🏟Away 🏆N&D Prem Y ⚽️Vets v @MillStreetFC ⏰14:30 🏟Home B Lane 🏆N&D Div 2 SEASON SPONSORS: @NewportsRocky & Freight Logistics Solutions Deliveroo #upthesaints #uts #utsv

too funny 🤣🤣🤣

Classic

Still amazing 🤣🤣 x.com/Ryan891220/sta…

This one damn near broke me

This is the greatest TV Moment of the year

I've got £46.73 on my Co op card. Can anyone beat that?

Me: “A twenty minute power nap sounds nice” Me: 3 hours later all sweaty

I’m back bitches

Your nan’s got chlamydia