don’t ask stupid questions

this song did violent, irreversible damage to my brain chemistry and i obviously mean that in a positive way

matty healy coming out with a split G guinness, a perv glove, and a rollie is outstanding i'm afraid. extremely funny if you're in on it and absolutely insufferable for everyone else. britain's only band.

38 degrees in lisbon this weekend xx might be too hot

2pm in NQ and can already hear people singing wonderwall out my window

never seen town so mental

still thinking about Superman (2025)

took me a second to realise he’s actually talking star wars to brittany broski wtf

Absolutely gorgeous mid-20s summer Friday. I probably have 30 of these left, ever. Im gonna play video games in my apartment

i’m going to cry look at them!!!

Charli xcx and George Daniel f*cking for LIFE!!! 🤍

I wanna dance with George 🤍👰🏻‍♀️💍

Women mid childbirth can almost imagine the pain and fear a man in his 20s feels checking to see if his hairline is receding

What happened in July financially can never happen again

A reminder that your favourite hangout spot was probably just a car park.

Simon Bird has been cast in ‘STAR WARS: STARFIGHTER’ In theaters on May 28, 2027.