Hey Richard Branson, what's your favourite biscuit? Mine is the gingernut. #askrichard monthly1k.com

Buying properties is slow.... patience is not my strong point. Maybe I should have gone into a different business?

Go to work or go for a run....?

Amy peed in the garden. IN THE GARDEN

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Why don't @asos customer services read their emails? Got the same automated response 4 times now and STILL no delivery!

@ASOS took my money, delivered item to wrong address, and are now ignoring my emails. DM’d @asos_HeretoHelp who are also ignoring me

@ASOS_HeretoHelp You have not DM'd me. I've sent 5 emails, 3 DMs and a facebook message. Still no resolution. V disappointed.

@ASOS_HeretoHelp No. Have not received a reply.

@ASOS_HeretoHelp I sent you 3 DMs on 10th June. No response as you can see.

Appalling service from We're @WrenKitchens. Very quick taking my money but no interest in actually delivering it. Order about to be cancelled.

APPALLED at the lies that #DHL seem to think are acceptable. Waited for more than 12 hours! #deliverynotattempted #liers

Why promise an end of day delivery and then make ABSOLUTELY NO ATTEMPT TO DELIVER????? #DHL #Deliverynotattempted

So #DHL .. if you 'attempted delivery', what is written on my front door in MASSIVE LETTERS addressed to you? #deliverynotattempted #liers