Next time I join a band someone just throw a fucking brick at my head instead.

I think I've witnessed more drama in my 30s than my teen years and 20s combined and it's pretty fucking ridiculous tbh

My band is going on a break soon, and I just got laid off from my job yesterday. What am I doing now? Going to Vegas for a few days and seeing Dance Gavin Dance🍓 Saturday. This is much needed.

You bet your ass I'm getting this 😂

This rotoscoped fight is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

Facts like who gives af what you do with your own free time?

I think taco bell is pretty nifty

DK Bananza has a hold on me

I've been drinking/vaping significantly less over the past week and I'm so happy. Obviously I still love my beer, but cutting down has already been doing wonders for me.

I swear I could eat sushi every day for the rest of my life and die happy

Jalen Hurts is gonna be an absolute madman this season, and I cannot wait.

I'm gonna die playing this game

This is fantastic news.

#NewProfilePic #gobirds

I still can't believe it's September like what even happened this year

Everybody in panic mode even though the Eagles won 😂. I knew right from the get-go it was gonna be a close game, Dallas with Dak is always a tough match-up for us. Y'all forget that we barely beat the Browns, Saints, and Jaguars last year, and look what happened. We'll be fine.

Man the new Dance Gavin Dance album looks sick

I've covered all of #Pantheon by Dance Gavin Dance🍓 and what a ride, and what a phenomenal album. Full videos at the link! Rise Records youtube.com/playlist?list=…

When Squidward lost his job and had to stay with Spongebob and he tried to tell Spongebob the TV didn't work n Spongebob said THAT'S TWO THINGS THAT DON'T WORK 😭😭😭😭

Awful lot of racist fucks coming out of the woodwork lately