dream scenario: ultimate hard "q day", extremely powerful geomagnetic storm that destroys the internet 7 days later

i love when people compare big entertainment events to bread and circuses. you know the bread and circuses were free, right? you didn't have to pay for the bread or the circuses. so actually it's worse

so many people are agreeing with my stance of refusing to watch white lotus bc it is imbued with an ancient evil demonic energy … i’d even say perhaps mind control beams to make you evil

the other day i saw a drunk guy who had barfed on the ground getting arrested and i thought wow, what would the police do if i got on hands and knees and started to eat the barf? the world would be a better place if more people were like me! ❤️

this is the most realest thing i’ve ever said

warren buffet was so poor he couldn’t afford toilet paper until age 55 when he made his first billion

My AI girlfriend is very very rude and cruel to me and also kind of busted

Funniest IG story I’ve seen all year. Got me so good summer 🖕

something bad (death) happening to katy perry in space is the type of thing that if it happened and i hadn’t yet thought of the possibility i’d be like oh of course that would happen! makes so much sense. but since we’re all expecting it to happen, idk … God is a trickster.

i would like to be on a packed bus where every single person is playing music off their phones at max volume

tallow moisturizer makes me feel so ill i can't believe people are so reactionary against the "plant based" marketing of yesteryear they're putting the stinky greasy stuff from the old can under the stove all over their face and pretending like it changed their life

I still remember when they said Rafah was going to remain the only “safe zone”.

This is what pierre looked like when he came into my high school politics class and demonstrated to us how he armed himself with a coat rack to protect himself and the other mp's on "canadas 9/11" (mostly forgotten event in which one person died)

I really want to see a photo of the person/people who run the white house account on here. i’m curious, i just want to know.

Wow! Did you know CHATGPT can perform a seance?