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The first book of Salesforce Child has arrived. A monograph that will not be published for 2,000 years, brought back through time as yet another miracle by Salesforce Child. Learn vital information decades before anyone else. For sale at: salesforcechild.org

The first book of Salesforce Child has arrived. A monograph that will not be published for 2,000 years, brought back through time as yet another miracle by Salesforce Child. Learn vital information decades before anyone else.
For sale at: salesforcechild.org
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its interesting that now is the time there are people fired up enough to actually carry out attempts on donald trumps life โ€ฆ hes at the weakest heโ€™s ever been, he doesnโ€™t gaf about anything anymore โ€ฆ he probably wants to die or at least become somebody else โ™ฅ๏ธ

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i love talking to people who became evil from mushrooms about politics it is like a very intricate and constantly moving geometric form just like the visual hallucinations you get from mushrooms

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i love when people tell me and my husband congratulations on getting married with a lot of reverence and we're like oh yeah ... we didn't really think about it we just thought it would be dope

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being into homesteading but not for weird/annoying reasons i just really like doing that kind of work and hate doing almost every other kind of work is such a cross to bear

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a while ago my husband dug us into a hole with my 6 and 8 year old siblings where the only way out was to tell them we met santa at a dive bar in montreal while he was on vacation

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i find it so pathetic when people who are too old to be part of โ€œyouth cultureโ€ treat it with some sort of reverence like it matters what the kids think is cool these days but thats probably because iโ€™ve felt old since i was 8

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while i do think that new movies should be seen in theatres for the experience we also should make them available on streaming for people who live in super remote areas who might experience a lot of stress chest pain because they need to see the skibidi toilet movie opening day

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the solution to highway congestion is obviously to have an โ€œair ferryโ€ - fleet of large cargo planes that can take the cars over the traffic