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its interesting that now is the time there are people fired up enough to actually carry out attempts on donald trumps life … hes at the weakest he’s ever been, he doesn’t gaf about anything anymore … he probably wants to die or at least become somebody else ♥️

wow … is it just me or does apple juice look way more like pee pee in an espresso cup ?

evil from mushrooms aura

i love talking to people who became evil from mushrooms about politics it is like a very intricate and constantly moving geometric form just like the visual hallucinations you get from mushrooms

i love when people tell me and my husband congratulations on getting married with a lot of reverence and we're like oh yeah ... we didn't really think about it we just thought it would be dope

people are so obsessed with asking me for directions 3-4 times a week it happens

my brain has already evolved to completely tune out text it has decided is chatgpt

being into homesteading but not for weird/annoying reasons i just really like doing that kind of work and hate doing almost every other kind of work is such a cross to bear

what country is santa claus loyal to? is he a patriot?

christmas used to be different

a while ago my husband dug us into a hole with my 6 and 8 year old siblings where the only way out was to tell them we met santa at a dive bar in montreal while he was on vacation

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i find it so pathetic when people who are too old to be part of “youth culture” treat it with some sort of reverence like it matters what the kids think is cool these days but thats probably because i’ve felt old since i was 8

i will be sat in the theatre for the skibidi toilet movie. i would drive upwards of 15 hours to see it.

while i do think that new movies should be seen in theatres for the experience we also should make them available on streaming for people who live in super remote areas who might experience a lot of stress chest pain because they need to see the skibidi toilet movie opening day

the solution to highway congestion is obviously to have an “air ferry” - fleet of large cargo planes that can take the cars over the traffic

bone broth from the bones of kfc 18 piece chicken bucket 😍