What sleep deprivation does to you

Cuticle is way too cute a name for something that can hurt like hell

Challenge completed 😤

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Why do beaches gotta be so far and b*tches gotta be so close 😞😞😞

Boomers logic: the worse the taste of a food item, the better it is for health.

Then: love is in the air Now: ai smell is in the air

Being designed to cry when you're angry has got to be the worst emotional bug. Like why tf am I wanting to punch this person but already crying like my system just blue-screened??

The worst person you know has it all - friends, partner, money, health And all you have is this crippling existential crisis trying to make sense of it all

(gender neutral) After 30, give up on people and gaze only at retirement money, health and hobbies 👍🏻

Considering how chasing and wanting something meaningful makes you feel like an utter fool and mocks your existence daily, I've decided to throw the entire concept of meaningfulness out the window.

*Existential dread* *Opens twitter* "More existential dread* *Close twitter*

Using all optimisation skills to find a route with the maximum shade and minimum dogs

Morality feels like self-inflicted torture.

Yeah well trying to deal with your emotions makes you wanna k-- nvm

Sometimes the best fiction doesn't have a dialogue though

Spending adult monies to have dinner like a child (kurkure and maaza)

Gas supply may go up or down but gaslight supply is unlimited

Indian employees are of 3 types 1. Married and has kids 2. Married, no kids 3. Exploitable

I miss wanting to do things, now it's all "have to" and "should do" 😔