can you not fucking see he’s doing it

every time i text the group chat

Fun fact. Ancient Egypt lasted so long that Ancient Egyptian archaeology was a career in Ancient Egypt.

Photos I took of signs in the American South

Posting this on main. I vividly remember thinking this every day for like 10 yrs

أحياناً الواحد بيبقى

This is what Mohammed Ibn AbdelWahab died for

حالة علاء ربنا يعوضه يارب عن كل البهدلة اللي شافها نموذج لصعوبة الحياة فى ظل عبفتاح عنده جنسية ووالدته عندها وعندهم علاقات مع دبلوماسيين مهمين يقدروا يضغطوا عشانه بالأسم وو واتسجن ١٢ سنة ظلم واتبهدل وامه كانت على حافة الموت وعيلته شافت الأهوال تخيل بقى التفاوض مع عبفتاح يخرج

الرمنسة هي اللي بتحمي الحياة من تبديد المعنى والتفاهة والعدمية. فعل شجاع وذكي ورائع.

People who say this about autism have exclusively dealt with the high functioning autist, who perhaps has a revulsion to wearing socks. When I was first teaching in public school I had a 4th grade autistic student who regularly wet himself, could not speak beyond moans, often hit

politicians use the word communist in the same way middle-school boys use the word gay

انا كيف اتخيل البلوت تويست بقصة حياتي

autumn is here, and i’m reminded of one of the best quote tweets i’ve ever received

انا بعيط ازاي so accurate كده 😂😭

انتوا عارفين ان الخناقة دي دايرة في السعودية بما انهم كلهم بيلبسوا عبايات في اعتبار ان اللي بتلبس عباية كتف بدل رأس مش محتشمة كفاية عشان باين ان عندها دراعات 😭😭

I’m pregnant and my baby is gonna be the most powerful reddit mod to walk this earth

Still one of the best tweets of all time

nice try however i have already depicted you as the barren and beaverless river and myself as the bountifully beavered oasis

What does a girl have to do around here to be unconditionally loved