gonna cry the next time it goes in

how do i explain to someone that the two shows i am currently watching are about a clown eating children and hockey players having sex with each other?..

I’d nvr fucc over a mf who adores my whole life for a mf that just wanna fucc on me

Top golf. Axe throwing. Gun range. Mud riding. Jet skiing. Museum. Aquarium. Zip lining. Wine tastings. Paint and Sip Nights. Fishing. Laser tag. Candle making. Pottery and cooking classes. Go kart racing. Escape room. NBA and NFL games. Out to eat. SOMETHING!! this ain’t no

Boxing >>> UFC all day!

Kim did her big one with skims.

“Mariah the Moron” is new

Let this be the last year y’all worry about another nigga’s position in the bedroom. Niggas be bottoms. Niggas be tops. Niggas be vers. Niggas be sides. Read this as many times as possible. Accept it. Move on. We have way bigger issues in this world.

niggas be overly horny but overly broke 😂

Like.. all day

This is one of the WILDEST counters i've seen in a while

Preparing to make a new vision board. What do I do with the old one?

See how the X-Men trailer comes out and everyone suddenly becomes excited for Avengers Doomsday? The Mutants just do it better.

Sometimes I feel like I’m in a Tyler Perry Film

Should I go to Detroit, ATL, or pay it this month?

gym day one

Stroking a burrito in my close friends

We can all agree that the X-Men are safe

Morning wood knocking at the door 😮‍💨🪵🆙

New year still the same fine ass me