Ok sorry I’ll kill myself now

I’ll be 90 at the club

My pick me tendencies are the most honest and real parts about me. I love being picked 🤷🏼‍♂️

sorry but Holmes automatically deserves an Emmy nom. she’s operating 100 levels above what the script provides. there’s no nachos she reheats but instead she mills the corn herself. a true comedy performance.

Actually I don’t remember or care

28 is one of the oldest ages someone can be. 28 is older than like 32/33.

The concept of holding the hand inside you…

Me and my first born child, who I will name Fat Lana regardless of its gender.

Me to Lorde