I hate when I see dead birds inna street how you get ran over and you can fly

From $130 to $390 in seconds, just intuition 🤠💸

Now matter how good you are, you are always bad in someone’s story.

Damn they got two bass pro shops

Mfs want a girl that’s into sports, cars, gym and video games bro it sounds like you just want your homeboy instead😭

As a man why are you not built like this??

I like my btch crazy bout me, fucc that nonchalant shit

moms really ate with that “one day you’ll understand” thing cause one day arrived for real.

my phone so boring idk how i’m on it so much

there's no humbling me or making me feel small, I know exactly who I am

My sister’s boyfriend passed out while she was giving birth yesterday and when he woke up, one nurse said “ you just had to make it about you”😭😭

no more talking stages left in me. IDGAF if you didn’t eat

please be clingy with me. always text me, annoy me, send me random selfies, call me anytime, tell me about your day, i love that ngl.

The funniest people don't even tell jokes they just be talking. 😂

if i knew how to backflip that would be my response to everything

just heard my exes side of the story and i was funny asf for that.

The moment they suspect Peller drink was poisoned

ngl you search something on tiktok and they will RUIN your fyp with it 😭😭

shit like this is why you’ll never catch me eating pork

oh to be loved the way i love