Called my local fire station and asked if I could do a ride along I told the dude my age and he hung up on me

I’m so sorry let me get back to tweeting

Botox has become too accessible why does everyone look horrible

Atlanta and DC step forward for your crimes against humanity why is trap music playing at 10am

So many useful idiots doing American eagles work for them they are playing all of you 😭

This is such nasty work

They are allowing too many Colleen Hoover film adaptations

I’m sorry this got a giggle out of me

When you speak to someone who is pro-Israel you know you are speaking to someone who is either fundamentally immoral or someone so stupid they can be manipulated into taking an immoral position. Evil or stupid frankly doesn’t matter at this point

One of the greatest animated scenes in BORUTO and in anime history dropped 10 years ago

Incense gatherers taking a break [1960]

10 years ago today we got the greatest ever animated Rasengan, the father son Rasengan

I’ve flown like 5 of these and I can confirm this is so true, do you notice something 😭

Was called a recreational arguer today and I don’t know how I feel about that

HOLD IT IM COMMING!