Free advice to SNL: McCain and Romney together in a bar. (And, yes, I know, Mitt doesn't drink. Work that in.)

President Obama's #budget invests in his vision of giving every 4-year-old in America access to quality preschool.

.Homer S Ferguson John Schindler Freeze = have to use capital $ not expense to get needed work done so agencies must hire contractors. Planned.

Ron Rabatsky Alicia HK Think 1st 2B Decent🥥🌴🌊 @americans4amer One can't be a patrioit w/o caring for the neediest Americans.

The changes in US Demographics are also why #Conservatives are waging jihad against Democracy (a form of government they've ALWAYS hated).

.Homer S Ferguson linux user jen lol!

.linux user Lovely today! I had minor surgery and just wanted to veg and watch tv. Feeling great now. Homer S Ferguson jen

Portland Dining Month Begins March 2014 - Restaurants Sign Up Now! portlandfoodanddrink.com/portland-dinin… Portland Here I Come! #5DaysAndCounting

SageFire INFLICTION website and trailer just released! inflictiontapes.com , youtube.com/watch?v=rAsjY0… … … … … Please RT! Thanks!

How to proclaim you are "prolife" while cutting ALL assistance/outsoursing jobs/giving banks the homes of pregnant women. #CPACPanels

Yesterday the evil Darrell Issa basically told US Congressman Elijah Cummings to shut up and get to the back of the bus

.@jamesrustadsong That's awesome! You guys have way too much fun.

Queen (Queen) announce an upcoming summer tour with @AdamLambert grm.my/1gcUHSX

Shorter Paul Ryan: just let poor kids starve. Their parents hate them anyway. #CPAC2014

@InaMaziarcz nooooooooo you are awesome

.Homer S Ferguson my teacher daughter has horror stories about her time at a charter school. The Spokesman-Review

.Homer S Ferguson No. She is going to publish it all some day. The Spokesman-Review