Banning dressage is the wrong move. The last thing anyone wants is it going underground. Illegal street dressage meet-ups around industrial estates causing antisocial behaviour. Bare-hoof dressage run by unscrupulous bloodthirsty trainers in the countryside.

Tescos counts profits by the billions but pays wages so low that a majority of its staff claim universal credit. This top up subsidises shareholder dividends. Such corporations should be made to increase wages in line with profits so that none of their staff need a top up.

Rotate your phone anti clockwise about 30 degrees and tell me you don’t see a smiling face

It doesn’t matter if a man raped a woman — he can still run for President or compete in the Olympics. Tell me again the lives of rapists are ruined.

Just discovered People Selling Mirrors 🤣

Got an android work phone, ugh. I have installed apps that I can only see on my phone through the play store, and I’ve yet to work out what I have to do to turn the f-ing thing off

Me: fast asleep and dreaming My left calf muscle: you stretched. WAKE UP IN PAIN!!!!! Me: (whimpering) Argh! Cramp!!

What is wrong with everyone who is pretending this maniac doesn’t want to be dictator?

KHAMASSSS

The annual will it or won’t it MOT was passed successfully 💪

Some thoughts on the Reeves speech. There was more new information than I’d expected. The current overspends are real and large. The money spent on performative cruelty to asylum seekers is outrageous. 1/n

*writes FOI to find out how much Rishi Sunak spent on Canva graphics*

How are nft companies still hiring/running?

Forgot to bring my shower gel to the gym, had to improvise with old school circle of soap from the toilets, omg i feel like all of the moisture has been removed from my skin

I reckon dishwasher stacking would make a great Olympic sport