flavoured vodka anybody??

Man who wrestled shark away from kids while on sick leave... gets fired from his job huff.to/14T3YtK

Almost a third of schoolgirls are HIV n24.cm/16tEmYi

Marc: come let's go gym.

Marc: let's go gym. Shayne: no I did 2 muscle groups earlier I'm tired. Marc: come on man u use like 13 muscles wen u smile. #ShitMarcSays

If you hook up with some1 these days, they r basically ur 32nd cousin. #ShitMarcSays

That ass is so tight, if I put my dick in it and pull it out, I'd feel like King Arthur. #ShitMarcSays

My love for you is like diarrhoea. Never ending. #ShitMarcSays

14 adults have been "functionally cured" of HIV huff.to/156fwtK

"Eleni Stais: Sage - what a tactful being. #goodthinking #winning" a cunning strategist I'd say.

"Dude we shud learn ju jitsu" Marc: "isn't that like the indian sex stuff?" #ShitMarcSays

If u find ur 1 true love can u turn back to a human like in Warm Bodies? #LoveConquersAll #MetaZombies