and if my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike

We need to find a way to make Laporta terminate Stegen’s contract man

We are cooked if he plays like Jordi Alba used to play in the champions league knockouts

Audacity

Fabrizio Romano He hung his Liverpool jersey on the corner flag, Liverpool fans were saying it’s cold, bro was dumping them😭😭😂

Fabrizio Romano All these high-profile “galactico” signings just to cry about the referees when its time for an El Clasico 🫩

Wow, this is probably the worst farewell I've ever watched - no emotion, monotone voice, sounds like he's reading off a script Just say you want back shots from Jude pal

How many days until it changes into Ronaldo?

Barcelona the 4 last times they played in the Champions League semi finals: - 4 away matches - 4 losses

Garcia and gerard at wings 😭we are so cooked

Where Stars Where Stars are Made are bought

CHINA: Launches world’s first AI-run hospital INDIA: Gobar paints to Govt buildings Will I be blamed for this too? 😭

This is like gassing a girl who’s a 2/10 for being loyal, she has no choice but to be loyal no one wants her

tears will be shed tomorrow i just don’t know what kind

Who will tell them the answer is “nobody wants to be the tapin merchant 😂”

Fatrez wtf 🤡😭

The most used phrase in the inter dressing room in the last few days is" put it in my veins"

India and America are glaring examples that democracy can be really dangerous for a citzenry with 10s of millions of uneducated dumbasses.

Opponents are clocking on that Yamal performs better when people shittalk him in interviews so they've started gassing him up ffs

never let them gaslight you into this “worst madrid side of all time” gimmick.