Hey a bunch of us are going off the rails on a crazy train later if you want to come thru

The fuck you mean most people can't hear the little whistling and humming noise most electronics constantly make?

how it started vs how it’s going

im less a “fan” of tsitp and more so a captive

i’m gonna be a victim of false fall every time

“sage you’re a nurse. do you have $170,000 i can have?” -my sister

Zach Bryan jumping a fence to fight Gavin Adcock. Don’t go making me like you, Zach!

OH BTW

At the farmer’s market with my so-called “girlfriend” She hands me her cellphone, says it’s my dad Mannnnn this ain’t my dad This is a cellphone I threw it on the ground

“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

Wait Zach Bryan, Im sorry I wasn’t familiar with your game

Johnny Cash and Woody Guthrie would send these people into a coma

I AGREE

get me to gods country

So much of frustration in society seems to come from people not realizing they’re beneficiaries of the same systems they’re frustrated by.