gente que estudia menos que yo: pajeros gente que estudia más que yo: obsesionados y sin vida yo: perfecta

carrie sitting front row at the emmys so she doesn’t have to walk too much to get on stage

We won

Willam always kept clocking everyone’s tea 😹

Me molesta la gente que dice “20 para las 8” Mooor, solo di que son las 7:80

in Sydney in the 1920s for some reason they decided that mug shots should be extremely cunty

"There's plenty of fish in the sea" Me:

how can i get them in a room with tom ford

Christian Dior Spring 2006 RTW

Chanel Fall 2005

Se acuerdan cuando Sandra Cuevas entró a la maestría y subió una foto de útiles de primaria??? JAJAKAJJA

I like to check in quarterly on Dilara’s employee reviews, just to see how spectacularly awful they continue to be

Bimini looks flawless in new photos.

Every show Dilara presents is hailed as a sharp commentary on historical oppression, then she goes back to her office and put her unpaid interns in a Saw trap.

Dulce becerrita me encantó

my man shot down my throat we call that the charlie k*rk

The concept of this tweet

El chile

Versace by Dario Vitale, what do we think?