ive been burping a lot lately and i actually didnt rlly burp much before despite all the soda i drink so idk what this means for my digestive health

imo this is better than ben & jerrys

whopper? i hardly know her

was telling my grandma im excited for my interview because i need money and she goes "u spend too much money on food" so i just said Yup 😐

this guy im texting is very nice hope hes not a complete fucking weirdo irl 👍

i feel so fat i wish i could claw my skin off

i ❤️ the restaurant store

oh???

no more no more no more

HATE being an inverted triangle . anyway i think im fatter and im going to go see my friends band play bye

literally only perk of being uw is getting drunk fast

interview today and the woman told me i can wear shorts and a t shirt haha lol right 🥲 yall are not gonna want me after that

don't even fuckin own shorts that fit what the hell

ok at my interview wish me luck lmao i wore a t shirt even tho i wanted long sleeves because its like 95° today so heres to hoping they dont notice my fuck ass arms