yes, i’m the vampire girlfriend.

Can confirm horror movies aren’t portals bc my ass would be living with the lost boys rn if they were

First Date ideas

When my "friends" cut me off because I was "shit talking" my ex who 🍇 me "too much", and THEY felt uncomfortable because they were friends with him 🤠

It's our birthday weekend 🤪🎃🔪 say happy birthday to me and my Gemini twin! 🔪🔪🔪

Final girls make boys cry 🔪💖💋

Final girls make boys cry 🔪💖💋

Can someone try again, please? Ya'll know what I mean.

watching a horror film with someone who doesn’t like horror is the most awkward experience of your entire life

He gotta die bro deadass

Mind you all of this is because Israel can’t stop killing children.

I wish upon this man so many fucking things I'm not allowed to say on this app. If you voted for him and you follow me, get the FUCK out of here. You are not welcome in this space and I hate you deeply. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Sad bc I’m not kissing a pretty alt girl rn

me at 16: well i certainly hope i’m a homeowner by 25. no sense in flushing money down the toilet in rent. plus my spouse will help pay the mortgage me at 26: i am never going to financially recover from the events of the February 2025 Build-A-Bear splurge

SWEET BABY RAMI 🕊️🤍 He will protect you from harm his life’s purpose is to be your guardian… guiding you towards enlightenment and providing hope towards difficult times  (This baby opossum was ethically sourced AND is now available to claim dm for details)

literally obsessed with people who teach themselves things or invest in random classes. LEARNING IS HOT!!!! take a french cooking class. beginners sewing. adult gymnastics. doing things out of the SPICE of curiosity is HOT!!!!!!!!!

friend: where do you wanna travel to this summer? me:

Life is all about balance. (50% horror and gore. 50% reality tv and dating shows)