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I'm making note of that for next time.

Maybe I should make that happen now then...

I love standing inconspicuously on suspicious looking devices. Surely nothing will go fatally wrong for anyone here today!

(Doesn't have the capacity to feel the trap on her hands. There's thirteen of them)

Mooncancers are stupid.

(Forcibly forgot the fact that she was a mooncancer during summer) . . . W-Well! There's always ONE exception to a rule, I guess.

No no! This outfit is cute...! If anything, it should irritate my mother to no end so you being one is the one good thing to come from the class. (She folded painfully fast, sweating bullets the moment she saw the bikini)

No!!!! I'm saying being a mooncancer should already be annoying her!!! Which is great!! (Arms cross immediately, mental help is so not in the cards for an AI as twisted as her) Can't say I have, don't think I ever will! She's a nuisance and a bother and tacky.

Don't talk about bent when you're in that getup. (Talk about change. The sentence left her mouth before she realized, and it left herself flabbergasted) . . . Anyway! It's different with her, because she's not someone who is ever ever ever going to change!

Hrrmph... I'll think about it. I'm gonna need to be really convinced!! And I refuse to promise to play nice!!! If she's rude or annoying I'm gonna hit her with all the force of a truck!!

. . . I would be willing to listen to a bribe, since I'm already feeling so generous. But I stand by what I said. I won't promise a peaceful or nice conversation with the likes of her.

. . . I-I dunno! Isn't the entire point of a reward the fact that you should figure out the perfect one for me.

W-Wha..! You just wanted me to say something embarrassing, didn't you!!! (Her face has already turned tomato red, just the thought of what she would've said if she was careless embarrassing her) It better be the best gift ever!!!! Or else I'm gonna kick and scream!!

YOU JUST DID IT BY SAYING THAT TOTALLY NOT CORRECT IN ANY WAY STATEMENT!!!! (Would absolutely keep the rock and put it in a glass case and keep it in a special place)

Well it is a day of pretending to be something you're not... it's rather fitting.

I thought jokes were meant to be funny?