"Autocorrects: If you don't do stupid things while you're young, you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old."@vanAgwesen

"North West: That one friend who you greet with an insult."#SLETTEjAaaa!@jkzurich

"QuotingJokes: Me when I eat an apple: "I'm so fucking healthy""ruan van rensburg

Trust in the Lord forever, for the Lord, the Lord himself, is the Rock eternal. - Isaiah 26:4 #ScriptureSunday

Did we grow up and lose our sense of humor? - unknown

"TED: What do you call a black person on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard."@VettiSchoeman @vanAgwesen ruan van rensburg

"LMAO: I don’t fear 2012; I fear the day Spongebob gets cancelled."Tanya Kleynhans

"North West: Attractive person: Hi. Me: Is this some kind of sick joke?"@niel_kapp

"Psychological Facts: Sarcasm strengthens the mind, it also improves a person's I.Q."#einsteininthemaking@AnnekeWalt StefanvdW

"Now @LOLTextsPics: Fat bully: "What are you staring at?" Boy: "The reason why double doors were invented.""@rosannefourie

"TED: Throwing a Big Mac in the air at a fat camp and yelling, "LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN!""@rosannefourie @VettiSchoeman

"Autocorrects: If you get into a relationship then ditch your friends, you're a stupid fuck."#nailedit@jkzurich

"LMAO: I have a friend named Jay. I call him J for short."johane zurich

Nekstut my nou!! So het elke sport maar sy beserings #partyhard @VettiSchoeman @Estepotgieter92

Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance. -Alcohol

"Ted: All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips."ruan van rensburg Leandra Sadie

"Autocorrects: "I'm never drinking again." - Someone who will definitely drink again"#hosss@jkzurich @Estepotgieter92

"QuotingJokes: 99% of socks are single and you don't see them crying about it." johane zurich

"TED: I got a free iPad and iPhone today. It's like this gun is magic."StefanvdW