all these republicans begging for a hand out. “free” speech? get a job. what’s next? veterans want participation trophy discounts at stores?

i am the king of taking shits

i am a king, no throne is safe.

being black out drunk in a bodega in nyc is EXACTLY what i wanted to do and i’ll fucking do it again

🥺👉👈

behind every “bad bitch” is a car seat

i got that @facefirstNY tattoo

get lost ™️

Happy Opening Day eve to all who celebrate

one like and i quit @facefirstNY

i am just so angry

so did jesus see his shadow or nah

i pulled my pud so fuckin hard at the bug jar last night

i’m benching george kittle this week idc (i actually care a lot)

Edge of Tomorrow 2 : 9/11