you can cross matty healy body checking 100k ppl off your 2025 bingo card

where’d all the time go starting to fly

late last night there was a three care pile up eastbound on I-amgonnaendmylife

#NewProfilePic had to crop out hann bc polyamory isn’t my style

mattygoozle my favorite type of matty photo

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear

nothing beats a jet2 holiday

for some reason artists doing weird shit on stage creates a magnet between me and wanting to buy a ticket

matty healy number 1 sex, naked bodies and discussing of guns fan

YOU’RE LAUGHING. MALE PATTERN BALDNESS AFFECTING MY LITTLE FREAK AND YOU’RE LAUGHING.

Ozzy Osbourne has sadly passed away at the age of 76.

fuck

top 5 worst things you could be reincarnated as and one of them is trisha paytas baby and then not only that now your name is fucking aquaman

share a piece of your the 1975 lore

im the reason we know mattys favourite radiohead song 🫡🫡🫡

secured

i wish to not be employed anymore

everyone needs to start listening to music more and talking less

every time you guys spend multiple days defending matty i just start picturing all your tweets as this video

something most of you will never understand