tweets on X are actually called seXts

lmao i can't wait for months of this shit

hey jack you gonna come get ya boy yet or nah

wow those people get to be blessed by elon's giant brain smarts

lmfao ok my broski

“Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary” lmao no no one remembers when i joined X because i never did and no one knows what the fuck that is #MyTwitterAnniversary

jeez louise is short for jesus louisus

when i die, i want my body to be turned into one of those medical skeletons but with a plaque next to it that says “she was hot”

people said a lot of horrible things to me after my elon musk tweets, but the one that haunts me the most is someone said“you look like zach braff”

so i’ve watched a lot of murder she wrote, and there are so many episodes where jessica is meeting up with a niece or nephew and i was like “how many nieces and nephews DOES she have??” and the answer is a lot

my very own sasha solomon mural

💚🧡💜

so i’ve been reading the wheel of time and i’m starting to think robert jordan asked his wife what she found sexy in a man and she said “nice calves” so he made every love interest male character have nice calves

ah yes, ensuring the community’s safety with notoriously safe…cars

jesus christ awkward has 2 w’s in it

the feminine urge to start a bunch of things but not finish them and then lay on the floor

still tryin to figure out what i’m doin with my life

i made a separate candy bowl for my (sicko) friends who like whoppers